delkaetre_ni (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} delkaetre_ni) wrote,@ 2008-03-06 16:10:00 |
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Calling all photographers...
... and blokes with cameras, and anyone that has a camera lying about, and anyone who might be persuaded to pick up a camera at some point.
You are now classed as terrorists, according to the Met!
If someone with a camera looks odd or seems to be doing odd things (and let's face it, photographers fit both of these most of the time), then they should be reported to the police as possible terrorists. It is now my desire to get a camera of my own and take lots of pictures of industrial complexes, train stations, police stations, passport offices, hospitals, airports, CCTV cameras, important landmarks with large crowds of people at them, etc.
Oh, by the way... the other two posters on the Met's site? The one about strange activity in a house near you and the one about having multiple phones? Yes, that *does* mean that students, night shift workers, people with a work phone and a general phone, people who need a spare phone in case their SIM dies, people who like to go for late night strolls or have to take the dog out at unreasonable hours, people with insomnia, tech junkies and so on are also all terrorists.
Welcome, my dear friends, to the future. We're watching you.
I had more stuff to rant about, but the camera thing is just so hilarious-yet-faintly-worrying that I had to put it all aside in favour of the camera thing.
... and blokes with cameras, and anyone that has a camera lying about, and anyone who might be persuaded to pick up a camera at some point.
You are now classed as terrorists, according to the Met!
If someone with a camera looks odd or seems to be doing odd things (and let's face it, photographers fit both of these most of the time), then they should be reported to the police as possible terrorists. It is now my desire to get a camera of my own and take lots of pictures of industrial complexes, train stations, police stations, passport offices, hospitals, airports, CCTV cameras, important landmarks with large crowds of people at them, etc.
Oh, by the way... the other two posters on the Met's site? The one about strange activity in a house near you and the one about having multiple phones? Yes, that *does* mean that students, night shift workers, people with a work phone and a general phone, people who need a spare phone in case their SIM dies, people who like to go for late night strolls or have to take the dog out at unreasonable hours, people with insomnia, tech junkies and so on are also all terrorists.
Welcome, my dear friends, to the future. We're watching you.
I had more stuff to rant about, but the camera thing is just so hilarious-yet-faintly-worrying that I had to put it all aside in favour of the camera thing.
